foreveralone-lyguy: If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
shipcomingthrough: castielpoops: MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT” I AM A PROPHET *bows before you*
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is to be...
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
morrissarty: fuckitfireeverything: teengrrrlsquad: why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!? #WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE i didn’t think this could be improved but that one takes the cake
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
institutokierkegaard: koulin: pewpuupalace: zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you. 500% me oh my fuck god this post just this post. ...
msgrae: when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
smaugtheterrible: if the pope can give up then so can i
tunoeresdarks: i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked i mean look at this fucking thing IT’S CHARGING
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
The awkward moment when you make a reference to a...
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
blaineisgettingrandy: blein: shakespear
notyour-sidekick: grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself Tony Stark is that you
With the help of their protector, the fallen angel Castiel, Sam and Dean’s...– The CW on ‘Supernatural Season 9’ [x] (via heavenandhellcastiel)
loliconprince: loliconprince: im going in the XD tag wish me luck Regret